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hi. i was born in Karachi, Pakistan. i lived in Canada for six years. i moved to Canada at the age of 3. i moved to America very recently. i have a lot of friends. i get good grades and I'm in the gifted program.now you know a bit about me! here are some pics. click on naruto to go to wowslides. go to naruto arena to fight me. my username is huchia.            send me a message if you want me to put on pics of a certain character. I won't put a sasuke pic no matter what. Fun stuff for you all to read!!: you need to read this it is so funny > Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) > > English > Chinese > > > That's not right > Sum Ting Wong > > > Are you harboring a fugitive? > Hu Yu Hai Ding > > See me ASAP > Kum Hia Nao > > > Stupid Man > Dum f** > > > Small Horse > Tai Ni Po Ni > > > Did you go to the beach? > Wai Yu So Tan > > > I bumped into a coffee table > Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni > > > I think you need a face lift > Chin Tu Fat > > > It's very dark in here > Wai So Dim > > > I thought you were on a diet > Wai Yu Mun Ching > > > This is a tow away zone > No Pah King > > > Our meeting is scheduled for next week > Wai Yu Kum Nao > > > Staying out of sight > Lei Ying Lo > > > > He's cleaning his automobile > Wa Shing Ka > > > Your body odor is offensive > Yu Stin Ki Pu Read each of the following lines out loud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an old cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top. Feel embarrassed? =) FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM . FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FA K E FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back! XD A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". *******************XDXDXDXD***************************** A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." *********XDXDXDXD************** One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" ******************XDXDXDXDXD**************** The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." (well that cheers you up lol) ********************XDXDXDXD************************************ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am stand ing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." (OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!) *************XDXDXDXD********************* The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God > is watching the apples." HAHAHA!
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